You know what, when I was thin, I thought there was a fat girl trying to get out of me.
Roseanne BarrA good man doesn't just happen. They have to be created by us women. A guy is a lump like this doughnut.
Roseanne BarrI thank God for creating gay men. Because if it wasn't for them, us fat women would have no one to dance with.
Roseanne Barr