Women are cursed, and men are the proof.

I loved comedy all my life. I think it's a real powerful art form.

I can't have cats around me because they try to steal my energy.

politics and religion in the United States work like the twin grips of a pair of pliers on a critical mass of the masses.

Everything here must be done twice as no one can do it right the first time.

I'm either mentally ill or Jewish. I can't sometimes tell the difference.

I will barnstorm American living rooms. Mainstream media will be unable to ignore me, but more importantly they will be unable to overlook the needs of average Americans in the run-up to the 2012 election.