Women are cursed, and men are the proof.

The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.

A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego.

Husbands are never happy. My husband asked me for more space, so I locked him out of the house.

To expect life to treat you good is foolish as hoping a bull won't hit you because you are a vegetarian.

A good man doesn't just happen. They have to be created by us women. A guy is a lump like this doughnut.

I think I should be here alone to rethink the world, I do. I want these lesser humans gone.