As Prime Minister of Israel, I will introduce a bill into the Knesset that will simply pay the Arabs not to shoot at the Jews.
Roseanne BarrI quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house.
Roseanne BarrYou know what, when I was thin, I thought there was a fat girl trying to get out of me.
Roseanne BarrOne of the first things I bought when I made 'Roseanne Show' money was a farm in Iowa.
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