To say that I have an undisciplined mind would not be incorrect overall, but it's a little off the mark because I have great discipline when I write - but only for about ten minutes.

I'm just into spirituality. I believe that in a previous life I used to be Shirley MacLaine.

Husbands are never happy. My husband asked me for more space, so I locked him out of the house.

Facts and data, rather than opinion, are the two cornerstones of problem solving, and yet they are consistently withheld from the people by American media. We must have facts and data in order to recognize where there is a problem!

Have you heard about the women who stabbed her husband 37 times? I admire her restraint.

A lot of men are impotent and it's very sad. How many of you are impotent? I see. Can't get your arms up either?

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.