To say that I have an undisciplined mind would not be incorrect overall, but it's a little off the mark because I have great discipline when I write - but only for about ten minutes.

There isn't any New Man. The New Man is the old man, only he whines more.

I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset that I'm not a widow.

I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids.

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

I was not raised a Zionist, but a socialist, as were most Jews before the Holocaust.

Everything that`s written about me has such a negative taint. It just has a life of its own, like an avalanche, and I don`t think there`s anything I can do to stop it.