I'm a farmer now, and it's fantastic. My goal is to be totally self-sufficient and grow everything that I eat. There's something about earning your dinner that's cool.

A lot of times nerds are really artists listening to the beat of another drummer.

And, you know, I liked writing humor. Well, I should say, I wanted to write seriously, but it kept turning funny.

I think I should be here alone to rethink the world, I do. I want these lesser humans gone.

Impeach the President and the Vice President, they are traitors to America, and so are all of their supporters. Impeach! Anyone in congress who refuses to save our union from these traitors by doing nothing needs to be recalled.

Suddenly, people had three phone numbers but never answered their phones.

I hate alcoholics and AA (alcoholics anonymous). If you can't drink responsibly, don't drink at all. Don't go to meetings, whine about your character flaws and blame the fact that you are a sociopath on booze.