I had one kid with the birth control pill, I had one with the diaphram and I had one with the I.U.D. I don't even know what happened with my I.U.D. It never came out. But I have my suspicions because that kid picks up HBO.
Roseanne BarrA good man doesn't just happen. They have to be created by us women. A guy is a lump like this doughnut.
Roseanne BarrYou may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps.
Roseanne Barr