The end of my addiction to fame happened at the exact moment Roseanne dropped out of the top ten, in the seventh of our nine seasons. It was mysteriously instantaneous!

politics and religion in the United States work like the twin grips of a pair of pliers on a critical mass of the masses.

I think I'm hysterical. I watch myself on tape and just roar - isn't that weird?

Abortion is a woman's right.

There's nothing like a hardship song to set my toes a-tappin.

You must never be afraid in New York City, because then you will call bad stuff to you and you will not like it there.

I actually get more conservative when I'm in Vegas.