My children love me. I'm like the mother they never had.

You can really learn from Donahue. I didn't know you could be a woman in a man's body. You go out and you can't parallel park.

Your body is your instrument, you play it expertly.

There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell of a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect.

I have a huge crush on President George W. Bush. I saw him at a recent fundraiser, and he`s a babe. He`s got that Ronald Reagan charm. I think he`s hot. I respect his wife, but if he wasn`t married I`d be putting on my cowboy boots and coming around.

Eating cookies that you bake with your grandmother is one of the greatest social steps one must experience in order to grow up into a decent world citizen, in my opinion.

I avoided reality for most of my life. But once you deal with it, it's kind of cool.