Diets are a temporary solution to a permanent problem.

I avoided reality for most of my life. But once you deal with it, it's kind of cool.

'Winning' in Hollywood means not just power, money, and complimentary smoked-salmon pizza, but also that everyone around you fails just as you are peaking.

politics and religion in the United States work like the twin grips of a pair of pliers on a critical mass of the masses.

You can really learn from Donahue. I didn't know you could be a woman in a man's body. You go out and you can't parallel park.

Eat as much as you'd like. My philosophy has always been that all women desire to be as fat as myself but just have a great fear of doing so. Because they think they won't get any men, but you will. You'll get more men, and better men.

I want to say that nobody accuses their parents of abusing them without justification to do that. I didn't just make it up. A lot of things were true and abusive and horrible things that happened to me that my father did.