You must never be afraid in New York City, because then you will call bad stuff to you and you will not like it there.
Roseanne BarrI survived my childhood by birthing many separate identities to stand in for one another in times of great stress and fear.
Roseanne BarrMy daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a skinny guy.
Roseanne Barr