My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.

Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.

You may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps.

I was not raised a Zionist, but a socialist, as were most Jews before the Holocaust.

Putting measures like gay marriage on ballots for elections only hurts the gay rights cause and elects more conservative politicians.

I will outlaw bullshit. After the passage of this law the patriarchy will inevitably start to crumble as will the concept of war itself which is largely a large load of bullshit.

TV family sitcoms have always been about fathers who know best and mothers who are so enchanted with everything they do. I wanted to be the first mom to be a mom on TV. I wanted to sent out a message about how us women really feel.