My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.

You must never be afraid in New York City, because then you will call bad stuff to you and you will not like it there.

I first would allow the guilty bankers to pay, you know, the ability to pay back anything over $100 million [of] personal wealth because I believe in a maximum wage of $100 million. And if they are unable to live on that amount of that amount then they should, you know, go to the reeducation camps and if that doesn't help, then being beheaded.

I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that's why I don't like any of them.

I always had a dissociative disorder. But I healed from it over the course of 14 years of big-time therapy. But, you know, I mean, everybody's kind of loony now. So I was kind of a pioneer in the mental illness thing, too.

A lot of times nerds are really artists listening to the beat of another drummer.

I hate alcoholics and AA (alcoholics anonymous). If you can't drink responsibly, don't drink at all. Don't go to meetings, whine about your character flaws and blame the fact that you are a sociopath on booze.