A good man doesn't just happen. They have to be created by us women. A guy is a lump like this doughnut.

Patriarchy is impotent and qualitatively unable to solve even the most simple problems in the cosmos such as picking up their own socks or placing a carton of milk back in the refrigerator after drinking from it.

There isn't a problem on this earth that a doughnut cannot make better.

A lot of times nerds are really artists listening to the beat of another drummer.

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

I will outlaw bullshit. After the passage of this law the patriarchy will inevitably start to crumble as will the concept of war itself which is largely a large load of bullshit.

I didn't know that being in a relationship meant you had to be nice. I thought it meant you had to hack away at the other person until they were beaten down and then were too afraid to leave.