It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.
politics and religion in the United States work like the twin grips of a pair of pliers on a critical mass of the masses.
Putting measures like gay marriage on ballots for elections only hurts the gay rights cause and elects more conservative politicians.
In order to be able to write a good joke, you have to find the truth.
Who's elk horn do I have to blow in order to get something to eat around here?
Don't call people names you dirty name caller you.