The only options open for girls then were of course mother, secretary or teacher. At least that's what we all thought and were preparing ourselves for. Now, I must say how lucky we are, as women, to live in an age where 'Dental Hygienist' has been added to the list.
Roseanne BarrOne of the first things I bought when I made 'Roseanne Show' money was a farm in Iowa.
Roseanne BarrI say I'm the only serious comedian in the presidential race. And I'd like to take this opportunity to ask both Romney and Obama to debate me. Because I think that both of those guys - I think that the American people are being given a false choice, because the choice between the lesser of two evils is a false choice.
Roseanne BarrHere is my personal opinion about prostitution. If men knew how to do it, they wouldn't have to pay for it.
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