Nobody wanted the "Roseanne" show. I heard from agents that there was no interest in a show about a fat woman and her family.

To say that I have an undisciplined mind would not be incorrect overall, but it's a little off the mark because I have great discipline when I write - but only for about ten minutes.

I have more money than God, but not as much as Oprah.

We're not meant to be parents when we're 50.

One of the first things I bought when I made 'Roseanne Show' money was a farm in Iowa.

Eating cookies that you bake with your grandmother is one of the greatest social steps one must experience in order to grow up into a decent world citizen, in my opinion.

I'm just into spirituality. I believe that in a previous life I used to be Shirley MacLaine.