Nobody wanted the "Roseanne" show. I heard from agents that there was no interest in a show about a fat woman and her family.

The American people are sick and tired of this ‘lesser evil’ garbage they get fed every election year. Both the Democrats and the Republicans do the same evils once they’re in office...

As long as your abuser has you scared, you will stay in the cycle of abuse. Thinking of solutions helps you to escape.

My best friend Linda is leaving her husband just because he is unfaithful to her. That is no reason to leave the person. I feel like after that, you should stay with them and make sure that the rest of their life is sheer hell.

Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.

I will outlaw bullshit. After the passage of this law the patriarchy will inevitably start to crumble as will the concept of war itself which is largely a large load of bullshit.

My husband says, 'God, Roseanne, I can't remember the last time we had sex.' Well, I can, and that is why we ain't doing it.