I want to eat, cook, meet famous people and make fun of them.

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.

And, you know, I liked writing humor. Well, I should say, I wanted to write seriously, but it kept turning funny.

I think I'm hysterical. I watch myself on tape and just roar - isn't that weird?

Meditation state is a place of deep relaxation where you can pinpoint the things you do and to set a paradigm switch from effect to cause. So how to be a cause in your own life.

Patriarchy is impotent and qualitatively unable to solve even the most simple problems in the cosmos such as picking up their own socks or placing a carton of milk back in the refrigerator after drinking from it.

My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel.