I want to eat, cook, meet famous people and make fun of them.

You must never be afraid in New York City, because then you will call bad stuff to you and you will not like it there.

Women are cursed, and men are the proof.

I had left home (like all Jewish girls) in order to eat pork and take birth control pills. When I first shared an intimate evening with my husband, I was swept away by the passion (so dormant inside myself) of a long and tortured existence. The physical cravings I had tried so hard to deny, finally and ultimately sated ... But enough about the pork.

A lot of men are impotent and it's very sad. How many of you are impotent? I see. Can't get your arms up either?

My husband is almost as heavy as I am. We were married in adjoining churches.

I had one kid with the birth control pill, I had one with the diaphram and I had one with the I.U.D. I don't even know what happened with my I.U.D. It never came out. But I have my suspicions because that kid picks up HBO.