I’m not a politician. I think that uniquely qualifies me to become president of the U.S.

Most of the books call Her a He, but I am able to ascertain what is meant, despite that semantic error.

The American people are sick and tired of this ‘lesser evil’ garbage they get fed every election year. Both the Democrats and the Republicans do the same evils once they’re in office...

In the new world every position of power evacuated by an arrested and beheaded pedophile or bankster will be filled with a grandmother who has pledged to create heaven on earth for all children, animal and humans with the stolen money we have recovered.

Abortion is a woman's right.

The real truth is, I just want to keep the voice of dissent alive in all of our elections. I don't really want to hang out with politicians.

Self-esteem is the goddamn root of all evil.