I’m not a politician. I think that uniquely qualifies me to become president of the U.S.

Suddenly, people had three phone numbers but never answered their phones.

I try to tell people to keep having hope. It's always what you don't know and don't expect that's gonna be so great.

We're not meant to be parents when we're 50.

Everyone in America (according to my generalizations) is a potential millionaire waiting for his or her big break. I was astonished lately to realize that Americans are definitely believing in and planning for the future, despite the fact that they elected Ronald Reagan twice.

I always had a dissociative disorder. But I healed from it over the course of 14 years of big-time therapy. But, you know, I mean, everybody's kind of loony now. So I was kind of a pioneer in the mental illness thing, too.

I’m not a politician. I think that uniquely qualifies me to become president of the U.S.