Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.

Hollywood is the only place on earth that has more vampires, more undead, more resurrections than a month of Easter Sundays.

The most out-there thing I’m saying is, ‘Don’t have babies. Don’t get married and have kids. Have a larger life than that.

Who's elk horn do I have to blow in order to get something to eat around here?

A lot of times nerds are really artists listening to the beat of another drummer.

As Prime Minister of Israel, I will introduce a bill into the Knesset that will simply pay the Arabs not to shoot at the Jews.

Eating cookies that you bake with your grandmother is one of the greatest social steps one must experience in order to grow up into a decent world citizen, in my opinion.