I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house.
Roseanne BarrI'm fat and proud of it. If someone asks me how my diet is going, I say 'Fine - how was your lobotomy?'
Roseanne BarrI have five kids from three marriages. I come from a trailer park. My sister and brother are both gay. I have multiple personalities.
Roseanne Barr