TV family sitcoms have always been about fathers who know best and mothers who are so enchanted with everything they do. I wanted to be the first mom to be a mom on TV. I wanted to sent out a message about how us women really feel.

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.

There isn't a problem on this earth that a doughnut cannot make better.

You can really learn from Donahue. I didn't know you could be a woman in a man's body. You go out and you can't parallel park.

Legalize hemp and allow women to grow it and make food, clothing and housing for pennies from it and legalize marijuana too. Let women integrate their divided consciousness with a natural herb instead of doctors' pills that kill the liver.

US needs to fix up it's election system so that votes are fairly counted, and the Electoral College is removed.

To expect life to treat you good is foolish as hoping a bull won't hit you because you are a vegetarian.