Most of the books call Her a He, but I am able to ascertain what is meant, despite that semantic error.

I try to tell people to keep having hope. It's always what you don't know and don't expect that's gonna be so great.

Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to the divorce.

I think that all comics or humorists, or whatever we are, ask questions. That's what we're supposed to do. But I not only ask the questions, I offer solutions.

Diets are a temporary solution to a permanent problem.

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.