Most of the books call Her a He, but I am able to ascertain what is meant, despite that semantic error.

We never get sick of each other. That's how sick we are.

A lot of times nerds are really artists listening to the beat of another drummer.

They've said 'Roseanne's nuts' for years, and now I'm going to make that a reality - I'm all about nuts now, macadamia nuts!

Since I had my gastric bypass surgery in 1998, I eat like a bird. Unfortunately, that bird is a California condor.

Have you heard about the women who stabbed her husband 37 times? I admire her restraint.

There's nothing like a hardship song to set my toes a-tappin.