A lot of times nerds are really artists listening to the beat of another drummer.

Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to the divorce.

The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.

The American people are sick and tired of this ‘lesser evil’ garbage they get fed every election year. Both the Democrats and the Republicans do the same evils once they’re in office...

I think I should be here alone to rethink the world, I do. I want these lesser humans gone.

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.

I always had a dissociative disorder. But I healed from it over the course of 14 years of big-time therapy. But, you know, I mean, everybody's kind of loony now. So I was kind of a pioneer in the mental illness thing, too.