Since I had my gastric bypass surgery in 1998, I eat like a bird. Unfortunately, that bird is a California condor.

I've never done anything for money, and that is why I got money. When you do stuff for money, you never get money.

You must never be afraid in New York City, because then you will call bad stuff to you and you will not like it there.

I hate alcoholics and AA (alcoholics anonymous). If you can't drink responsibly, don't drink at all. Don't go to meetings, whine about your character flaws and blame the fact that you are a sociopath on booze.

I have a fierce eating disorder that has survived even bariatric surgery. I got even fatter after that! Hey, maybe fat people are just trying to get closer to others, did anybody ever that of that?!

My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel.

I'm just into spirituality. I believe that in a previous life I used to be Shirley MacLaine.