Since I had my gastric bypass surgery in 1998, I eat like a bird. Unfortunately, that bird is a California condor.

Nobody wanted the "Roseanne" show. I heard from agents that there was no interest in a show about a fat woman and her family.

I signed a deal with Satan because I wanted to get famous. Then I forgot I had a deal with Satan and then I got really famous.

I never do anything fun, because I'm a housewife. I hate that word 'housewife.' I prefer to be called 'domestic goddess.'

US needs to fix up it's election system so that votes are fairly counted, and the Electoral College is removed.

I meditate so I know how to find a peaceful place within to be calm and peaceful.

A good man doesn't just happen. They have to be created by us women. A guy is a lump like this doughnut.