We never get sick of each other. That's how sick we are.

Imitation is the sincerest form of show business.

Being nuts is its own reward.

Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to the divorce.

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.

I am an observant Jew! Now my secret is out.

I'm a comic, and I'm supposed to outrage and make people laugh, Part of makin' people laugh is to shake up their thinkin'. That's what I came here to do.