We never get sick of each other. That's how sick we are.

Have you heard about the women who stabbed her husband 37 times? I admire her restraint.

I like to get people talking. I am a provocateur, and I do like getting on Twitter and riling people up. You know what, after a while some sane dialogue and sane conclusions come of that kind of thing.

I have five kids from three marriages. I come from a trailer park. My sister and brother are both gay. I have multiple personalities.

Suddenly, people had three phone numbers but never answered their phones.

My kids were completely out of control, while I was working fifteen hours a day plus weekends. I screamed a lot, something I'm not particularly proud of, but it was that or firearms.

I’m not a politician. I think that uniquely qualifies me to become president of the U.S.