We never get sick of each other. That's how sick we are.

They've said 'Roseanne's nuts' for years, and now I'm going to make that a reality - I'm all about nuts now, macadamia nuts!

I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids.

I always was a writer, but then I wanted to do stand-up because I thought that was a way that I could perform what I wrote.

I meditate so I know how to find a peaceful place within to be calm and peaceful.

I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house.

A lot of times nerds are really artists listening to the beat of another drummer.