We never get sick of each other. That's how sick we are.

Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.

Without democracy in our homes, we will never have it in the world.

Sometimes for me not throwing a tantrum is what running a marathon or swimming the English Channel must be like for others of a less-challenging emotional nature.

I’m not a politician. I think that uniquely qualifies me to become president of the U.S.

I had one kid with the birth control pill, I had one with the diaphram and I had one with the I.U.D. I don't even know what happened with my I.U.D. It never came out. But I have my suspicions because that kid picks up HBO.

You may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps.