There isn't a problem on this earth that a doughnut cannot make better.

Eat as much as you'd like. My philosophy has always been that all women desire to be as fat as myself but just have a great fear of doing so. Because they think they won't get any men, but you will. You'll get more men, and better men.

I actually get more conservative when I'm in Vegas.

'Winning' in Hollywood means not just power, money, and complimentary smoked-salmon pizza, but also that everyone around you fails just as you are peaking.

I know how to do anything, I'm a mom.

Since I had my gastric bypass surgery in 1998, I eat like a bird. Unfortunately, that bird is a California condor.

I survived my childhood by birthing many separate identities to stand in for one another in times of great stress and fear.