Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.

Patriarchy is impotent and qualitatively unable to solve even the most simple problems in the cosmos such as picking up their own socks or placing a carton of milk back in the refrigerator after drinking from it.

As long as your abuser has you scared, you will stay in the cycle of abuse. Thinking of solutions helps you to escape.

I think I should be here alone to rethink the world, I do. I want these lesser humans gone.

I signed a deal with Satan because I wanted to get famous. Then I forgot I had a deal with Satan and then I got really famous.

A lot of men are impotent and it's very sad. How many of you are impotent? I see. Can't get your arms up either?

It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.