A good man doesn't just happen. They have to be created by us women. A guy is a lump like this doughnut.
Roseanne BarrThe American people are sick and tired of this โlesser evilโ garbage they get fed every election year. Both the Democrats and the Republicans do the same evils once theyโre in office...
Roseanne BarrI like it when very little children think for themselves, because they do not have access to car keys or credit cards or crack pipes, but they have some really funny lines.
Roseanne BarrWomen should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.
Roseanne Barr