Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.

As long as your abuser has you scared, you will stay in the cycle of abuse. Thinking of solutions helps you to escape.

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.

The real truth is, I just want to keep the voice of dissent alive in all of our elections. I don't really want to hang out with politicians.

Your body is your instrument, you play it expertly.

And, you know, I liked writing humor. Well, I should say, I wanted to write seriously, but it kept turning funny.

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.