I think I'm hysterical. I watch myself on tape and just roar - isn't that weird?

I'm just into spirituality. I believe that in a previous life I used to be Shirley MacLaine.

I can't have cats around me because they try to steal my energy.

I signed a deal with Satan because I wanted to get famous. Then I forgot I had a deal with Satan and then I got really famous.

TV family sitcoms have always been about fathers who know best and mothers who are so enchanted with everything they do. I wanted to be the first mom to be a mom on TV. I wanted to sent out a message about how us women really feel.

My husband is almost as heavy as I am. We were married in adjoining churches.

My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.