I think I'm hysterical. I watch myself on tape and just roar - isn't that weird?

Both the Democratic and Republican parties are bought and paid for by corporate America and cater to the needs of the highest bidder as opposed to the people they claim to represent. I cannot be bought.

'Winning' in Hollywood means not just power, money, and complimentary smoked-salmon pizza, but also that everyone around you fails just as you are peaking.

I'm a heterosexual. I don't know why I'm like this. I was just born this way.

The fact that my grown kids like to hang out with me, I mean, it just - I don't think it really can get any better than that, I don't think.

My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel.

Have you heard about the women who stabbed her husband 37 times? I admire her restraint.