Both the Democratic and Republican parties are bought and paid for by corporate America and cater to the needs of the highest bidder as opposed to the people they claim to represent. I cannot be bought.

I like to get people talking. I am a provocateur, and I do like getting on Twitter and riling people up. You know what, after a while some sane dialogue and sane conclusions come of that kind of thing.

Laugh every day as much as you can.

I thank God for creating gay men. Because if it wasn't for them, us fat women would have no one to dance with.

I know how to do anything, I'm a mom.

Self-esteem is the goddamn root of all evil.

Your body is your instrument, you play it expertly.