Imitation is the sincerest form of show business.

I can't have cats around me because they try to steal my energy.

I think I'm hysterical. I watch myself on tape and just roar - isn't that weird?

Patriarchy is a bully notion, which if you will notice NEVER attacks a nation that can defend itself. Zionism is patriarchal and sets Judaism on its head.

The real truth is, I just want to keep the voice of dissent alive in all of our elections. I don't really want to hang out with politicians.

I'm just into spirituality. I believe that in a previous life I used to be Shirley MacLaine.

I try to do women's-point-of-view comedy. The joke is, 'This is what I think; there's the truth.' I try to think of stuff that's real broad, but the more personal it is, the more universal it is. All my friends go through the same stuff.