Imitation is the sincerest form of show business.

I will barnstorm American living rooms. Mainstream media will be unable to ignore me, but more importantly they will be unable to overlook the needs of average Americans in the run-up to the 2012 election.

Half the world's starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.

Legalize hemp and allow women to grow it and make food, clothing and housing for pennies from it and legalize marijuana too. Let women integrate their divided consciousness with a natural herb instead of doctors' pills that kill the liver.

I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that's why I don't like any of them.

You know, I'm blessed. 'Blessed' is a better way of saying 'rich.'

I'm a heterosexual. I don't know why I'm like this. I was just born this way.