Just ten of the Jewish billionaires on this Earth have more than enough to transform the occupied territories into heaven. We can put the 'pal' back in Palestinian.

I was not raised a Zionist, but a socialist, as were most Jews before the Holocaust.

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

I think I'm hysterical. I watch myself on tape and just roar - isn't that weird?

Somewhere within the concept of justice, the worst of the guilty must always be removed. I cannot divorce this, not completely. The people must have justice and so I want to reinstate and enshrine the blessed and holy guillotine!

Being nuts is its own reward.

A good man doesn't just happen. They have to be created by us women. A guy is a lump like this doughnut.