By the time dessert arrives I am usually so drunk, I can't remember what I'm serving.
My ultimate fantasy is to entice a man to my bedroom, put a gun to his head and say, 'Make babies or die'.
College athletes used to get a degree in bringing your pencil.
Being a mother is hard and it wasn't a subject I ever studied.
Why, when you have a mental disease, is it always considered an act of imagination? Why is it that every organ in your body can get sick and you get sympathy except the brain?
You have to be great friends and make each other laugh. We laugh a lot and neither is jealous of the other.