My ultimate fantasy is to entice a man to my bedroom, put a gun to his head and say, 'Make babies or die'.

Nannies love working in our house because they never know who's gonna walk through the door.

I am lucky to have good Polish skin that doesn't wrinkle so I might be around for a few years yet.

People who say ... they're perfectly fine [are] more insane than the rest of us.

I can't do anything too serious like Saddam Hussein, but I would like to do Bill Clinton. That'd be fun.

I've told so many lies about my age I don't know how old I am myself.

How come every other organ in your body can get sick and you get sympathy, except the brain?