My whole career has been an act of revenge.
Like any working mother I find it hard to have a social life. But my kids are so well adjusted. There isn't a brat bone in their body so I haven't done anything that bad.
What once made you safe now drives you insane.
By the time dessert arrives I am usually so drunk, I can't remember what I'm serving.
College athletes used to get a degree in bringing your pencil.
I can't do anything too serious like Saddam Hussein, but I would like to do Bill Clinton. That'd be fun.