Why is that when people become ill and have something wrong with any of their organs, they get sympathy from other people - except when that organ is their brain?

How come every other organ in your body can get sick and you get sympathy, except the brain?

I knew nothing about football, then someone showed me a film of Petit and I realised how interesting the game could be. He is divine. When I met him I could barely speak, he was so gorgeous. Women will love that show.

I've told so many lies about my age I don't know how old I am myself.

By the time dessert arrives I am usually so drunk, I can't remember what I'm serving.

I always ask the booksellers to look at me and recommend a book; 9 out of 10, they get it right; it’s usually a book about someone dysfunctional. To me bookstores are like brothels of imagination, each book is luring me over going, 'Read me, read me'.

I'm a misplaced American, but don't know where I was misplaced