Why, when you have a mental disease, is it always considered an act of imagination? Why is it that every organ in your body can get sick and you get sympathy except the brain?

My whole career has been an act of revenge.

I can't do anything too serious like Saddam Hussein, but I would like to do Bill Clinton. That'd be fun.

People who say ... they're perfectly fine [are] more insane than the rest of us.

My ultimate fantasy is to entice a man to my bedroom, put a gun to his head and say, 'Make babies or die'.

I don't combine proteins and carbohydrates.

Why is that when people become ill and have something wrong with any of their organs, they get sympathy from other people - except when that organ is their brain?