I'm a misplaced American, but don't know where I was misplaced

For me mindfulness is like building a house, so the next time the tsunami that is depression comes I'll have a structure in place to resist it.

I've told so many lies about my age I don't know how old I am myself.

I never weigh myself, but the brutal truth of television is that they don't employ old people or fat people.

Only if you're kind to yourself, can you be kind to others.

My ultimate fantasy is to entice a man to my bedroom, put a gun to his head and say, 'Make babies or die'.

My whole career has been an act of revenge.