This bloke was so pissed, he thought his vomit had come to life!
Have you ever thought about letting Cheesus into your Life?
She's 80 my nan, what do you want for your birthday? "SHREDDER!! GET ME A SHREDDER!!", what do you want a shredder for? "IDENTITY THEFT!!".
When you're three, you're into custard, and jumping.
I like the authentic punk dance you did there. It's like a child dizzy off lemonade
Do you reckon the Queen has ever pulled a blanket up so just her head's showing and gone 'Philip, look at me! I'm a stamp!'