The last time I saw African kids this excited, Madonna was at their school with a net.

From the makers of Alien vs. Predator: Alien vs. Pingu. K9 - stop humping the toaster!

I like the authentic punk dance you did there. It's like a child dizzy off lemonade

I'm the munter of my friends. I've got wonky teeth and a lazy eye. My friend Rob is disgusted I'm a heart-throb.

Inner child, what do you suggest? 'I WANT A TREEHOUSE!' Anything else to add? 'FARTY NOISE UNDER THE ARM!'

The last time I saw African kids this excited, Madonna was at their school with a net.

What's the opposite of opposite? Consider yourself bamboozled!