When you're three, you're into custard, and jumping.
What's the opposite of opposite? Consider yourself bamboozled!
From the makers of Alien vs. Predator: Alien vs. Pingu. K9 - stop humping the toaster!
I like the authentic punk dance you did there. It's like a child dizzy off lemonade
If I were to die of anything vaguely sex-related or had taken Viagra, you just know there'd be headlines of 'Russell How-hard' in the newspapers.
I'm the munter of my friends. I've got wonky teeth and a lazy eye. My friend Rob is disgusted I'm a heart-throb.