This bloke was so pissed, he thought his vomit had come to life!
Have you ever thought about letting Cheesus into your Life?
I like the authentic punk dance you did there. It's like a child dizzy off lemonade
I lived with a guy who had OCD and I used to put Rice Krispies in his slippers before I went out. He went mental, but not before he counted them all.
Unlikely things to see in a Valentine's card - "I may be dyslexic but that doesn't mean I don't vole you."
Kids did really well in their A levels, how do we respond? 'A Levels are getting easier, in my day you had to do fifty questions in a minute, if you got one wrong, they killed your dad!