I like the authentic punk dance you did there. It's like a child dizzy off lemonade

Inner child, what do you suggest? 'I WANT A TREEHOUSE!' Anything else to add? 'FARTY NOISE UNDER THE ARM!'

Do you reckon the Queen has ever pulled a blanket up so just her head's showing and gone 'Philip, look at me! I'm a stamp!'

From the makers of Alien vs. Predator: Alien vs. Pingu. K9 - stop humping the toaster!

Kids did really well in their A levels, how do we respond? 'A Levels are getting easier, in my day you had to do fifty questions in a minute, if you got one wrong, they killed your dad!

What's the opposite of opposite? Consider yourself bamboozled!

The last time I saw African kids this excited, Madonna was at their school with a net.