Are you recycling? Are you!? You just killed a polar bear! YOU!
Kids did really well in their A levels, how do we respond? 'A Levels are getting easier, in my day you had to do fifty questions in a minute, if you got one wrong, they killed your dad!
Have you ever thought about letting Cheesus into your Life?
What's the opposite of opposite? Consider yourself bamboozled!
I've never said flange to a monkey!
Do you reckon the Queen has ever pulled a blanket up so just her head's showing and gone 'Philip, look at me! I'm a stamp!'