I like the authentic punk dance you did there. It's like a child dizzy off lemonade

If I were to die of anything vaguely sex-related or had taken Viagra, you just know there'd be headlines of 'Russell How-hard' in the newspapers.

This bloke was so pissed, he thought his vomit had come to life!

Have you ever thought about letting Cheesus into your Life?

'Come back here, I'm a police officer!' and I shouted back 'No you're not! You're a monster!'

From the makers of Alien vs. Predator: Alien vs. Pingu. K9 - stop humping the toaster!

I'm the munter of my friends. I've got wonky teeth and a lazy eye. My friend Rob is disgusted I'm a heart-throb.