I like the authentic punk dance you did there. It's like a child dizzy off lemonade

This bloke was so pissed, he thought his vomit had come to life!

Unlikely things to see in a Valentine's card - "I may be dyslexic but that doesn't mean I don't vole you."

I like the authentic punk dance you did there. It's like a child dizzy off lemonade

Kids did really well in their A levels, how do we respond? 'A Levels are getting easier, in my day you had to do fifty questions in a minute, if you got one wrong, they killed your dad!

I'm the munter of my friends. I've got wonky teeth and a lazy eye. My friend Rob is disgusted I'm a heart-throb.

Are you recycling? Are you!? You just killed a polar bear! YOU!