Have you ever thought about letting Cheesus into your Life?

'Come back here, I'm a police officer!' and I shouted back 'No you're not! You're a monster!'

I'm the munter of my friends. I've got wonky teeth and a lazy eye. My friend Rob is disgusted I'm a heart-throb.

Some people in England only have their wheelie bins collected once a fortnight. Their suffering is unimaginable.

Kids did really well in their A levels, how do we respond? 'A Levels are getting easier, in my day you had to do fifty questions in a minute, if you got one wrong, they killed your dad!

Are you recycling? Are you!? You just killed a polar bear! YOU!

I like the authentic punk dance you did there. It's like a child dizzy off lemonade