Have you ever thought about letting Cheesus into your Life?

Are you recycling? Are you!? You just killed a polar bear! YOU!

I lost my virginity under a bridge. I was having sex with this poor girl and I was trying my best, but I was like Scotland at a World Cup - just pleased to be there.

From the makers of Alien vs. Predator: Alien vs. Pingu. K9 - stop humping the toaster!

Inner child, what do you suggest? 'I WANT A TREEHOUSE!' Anything else to add? 'FARTY NOISE UNDER THE ARM!'

Have you ever thought about letting Cheesus into your Life?

Some people in England only have their wheelie bins collected once a fortnight. Their suffering is unimaginable.