This bloke was so pissed, he thought his vomit had come to life!
If I were to die of anything vaguely sex-related or had taken Viagra, you just know there'd be headlines of 'Russell How-hard' in the newspapers.
When you're three, you're into custard, and jumping.
From the makers of Alien vs. Predator: Alien vs. Pingu. K9 - stop humping the toaster!
Are you recycling? Are you!? You just killed a polar bear! YOU!
Kids did really well in their A levels, how do we respond? 'A Levels are getting easier, in my day you had to do fifty questions in a minute, if you got one wrong, they killed your dad!