When you're three, you're into custard, and jumping.

I've never said flange to a monkey!

I lost my virginity under a bridge. I was having sex with this poor girl and I was trying my best, but I was like Scotland at a World Cup - just pleased to be there.

'Come back here, I'm a police officer!' and I shouted back 'No you're not! You're a monster!'

Are you recycling? Are you!? You just killed a polar bear! YOU!

From the makers of Alien vs. Predator: Alien vs. Pingu. K9 - stop humping the toaster!

Music's the best thing we do as humans, isn't it? Music, I mean you flail your limbs, make you move in a way you don't understand. Or it can make you weep like a sailor's wife staring at a storm.