Are you recycling? Are you!? You just killed a polar bear! YOU!
Some people in England only have their wheelie bins collected once a fortnight. Their suffering is unimaginable.
When you're three, you're into custard, and jumping.
I've never said flange to a monkey!
Unlikely things to see in a Valentine's card - "I may be dyslexic but that doesn't mean I don't vole you."
This bloke was so pissed, he thought his vomit had come to life!