What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess.

I am breathing. That's how I'm staying alive!

If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me.

I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States.

Two thongs don't make a right.

I look like Walt Disney just threw up.

Quiet! I'm expressing myself!