Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.
We're expecting a lot of rain in the state of Oregon, so let's just get rid of Oregon.
If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!
Two thongs don't make a right.
I'm convinced to do improv. All you have to do is listen to what people are saying to you, and then just add more information to what they've just said. That's all there is to improv, but it's the hardest thing to do.
I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States.