What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess.
I look like Walt Disney just threw up.
If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!
I wasnt particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny.
I am breathing. That's how I'm staying alive!
If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife.