I am breathing. That's how I'm staying alive!
We're expecting a lot of rain in the state of Oregon, so let's just get rid of Oregon.
I love B.C., but you know what taxes are like in Canada.
The good news is your surgery was a success and now you look like a movie star! The bad news is that movie star is Drew Carey!
You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards.
What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess.