If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife.
What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess.
When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda.
Quiet! I'm expressing myself!
We're expecting a lot of rain in the state of Oregon, so let's just get rid of Oregon.
If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!