I love B.C., but you know what taxes are like in Canada.
The good news is your surgery was a success and now you look like a movie star! The bad news is that movie star is Drew Carey!
Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.
Quiet! I'm expressing myself!
What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess.
I wasnt particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny.