Two thongs don't make a right.

I cant sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. Im shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982.

If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife.

I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around.

Two thongs don't make a right.

The good news is your surgery was a success and now you look like a movie star! The bad news is that movie star is Drew Carey!

I'm convinced to do improv. All you have to do is listen to what people are saying to you, and then just add more information to what they've just said. That's all there is to improv, but it's the hardest thing to do.