Two thongs don't make a right.

I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States.

You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards.

I wasnt particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny.

What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess.

The sky, the sky beyond the door is bluuuuuuue!

I cant sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. Im shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982.