Two thongs don't make a right.

When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda.

I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around.

I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States.

Quiet! I'm expressing myself!

I cant sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. Im shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982.

We're expecting a lot of rain in the state of Oregon, so let's just get rid of Oregon.