If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me.
I look like Walt Disney just threw up.
I love B.C., but you know what taxes are like in Canada.
If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!
Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.
The good news is your surgery was a success and now you look like a movie star! The bad news is that movie star is Drew Carey!