The good news is your surgery was a success and now you look like a movie star! The bad news is that movie star is Drew Carey!
I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States.
Two thongs don't make a right.
I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.
I am breathing. That's how I'm staying alive!
We're expecting a lot of rain in the state of Oregon, so let's just get rid of Oregon.