I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States.

Two thongs don't make a right.

What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess.

I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States.

I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around.

Quiet! I'm expressing myself!

The sky, the sky beyond the door is bluuuuuuue!