If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife.
If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me.
I love B.C., but you know what taxes are like in Canada.
What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess.
Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.
I am breathing. That's how I'm staying alive!