I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States.

I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around.

We're expecting a lot of rain in the state of Oregon, so let's just get rid of Oregon.

I am breathing. That's how I'm staying alive!

I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.

I cant sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. Im shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982.

If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me.