Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.
The good news is your surgery was a success and now you look like a movie star! The bad news is that movie star is Drew Carey!
I look like Walt Disney just threw up.
I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.
If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife.
Quiet! I'm expressing myself!