Two thongs don't make a right.
We're expecting a lot of rain in the state of Oregon, so let's just get rid of Oregon.
I look like Walt Disney just threw up.
If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife.
When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda.
I'm convinced to do improv. All you have to do is listen to what people are saying to you, and then just add more information to what they've just said. That's all there is to improv, but it's the hardest thing to do.