If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife.
If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me.
I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States.
Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.
Quiet! I'm expressing myself!
The good news is your surgery was a success and now you look like a movie star! The bad news is that movie star is Drew Carey!