You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards.
If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife.
When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda.
We're expecting a lot of rain in the state of Oregon, so let's just get rid of Oregon.
I love B.C., but you know what taxes are like in Canada.
I'm convinced to do improv. All you have to do is listen to what people are saying to you, and then just add more information to what they've just said. That's all there is to improv, but it's the hardest thing to do.