I am breathing. That's how I'm staying alive!
I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States.
Two thongs don't make a right.
What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess.
I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.
The good news is your surgery was a success and now you look like a movie star! The bad news is that movie star is Drew Carey!