You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards.
I look like Walt Disney just threw up.
If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me.
I am breathing. That's how I'm staying alive!
I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.
I wasnt particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny.