I love B.C., but you know what taxes are like in Canada.

I'm convinced to do improv. All you have to do is listen to what people are saying to you, and then just add more information to what they've just said. That's all there is to improv, but it's the hardest thing to do.

The sky, the sky beyond the door is bluuuuuuue!

I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States.

I am breathing. That's how I'm staying alive!

I wasnt particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny.

If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!