I'm convinced to do improv. All you have to do is listen to what people are saying to you, and then just add more information to what they've just said. That's all there is to improv, but it's the hardest thing to do.
When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda.
We're expecting a lot of rain in the state of Oregon, so let's just get rid of Oregon.
Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.
If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!
I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around.