I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States.
Quiet! I'm expressing myself!
We're expecting a lot of rain in the state of Oregon, so let's just get rid of Oregon.
The sky, the sky beyond the door is bluuuuuuue!
When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda.
I look like Walt Disney just threw up.