I cant sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. Im shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982.
I am breathing. That's how I'm staying alive!
The good news is your surgery was a success and now you look like a movie star! The bad news is that movie star is Drew Carey!
If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife.
Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.
I wasnt particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny.